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Post by Elaine Nybeck on Oct 23, 2007 0:22:40 GMT -5
Random Humor From Online:
College Dictionary
CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: Area of study that no longer interest you.
STUDENT ATHLETE: See "contradiction in terms."
GRADE: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
SUMMER SCHOOL: A viable alternative to a summer job.
QUARTER: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
HUNGER: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
Psalm 23 for Students BY Anon
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break; He restoreth my faith in study guides. He leads me to better study habits For my grade's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown; For thou art with me. My prayers and my friends, they comfort me. Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness; Thou anointest my head with understanding. My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me All the days of my examinations, And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever, Amen!
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Post by Tracey Tucker on Oct 23, 2007 10:26:27 GMT -5
Ha. Pretty funny stuff. Psalm 23 sounds so true.
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Post by Elaine Nybeck on Oct 23, 2007 17:20:20 GMT -5
College humor is always good
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Post by Nate Taylor on Oct 24, 2007 22:54:46 GMT -5
Tangerines in a leathery bag of vegetarian salsa, plummeting at a dangerous rate towards the inevitable SPLAT atop an upside-down cloud shaped like half of a mushroom.
random?
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Post by Sean Farbolin on Oct 26, 2007 16:10:25 GMT -5
cloud shaped like half of a mushroom. Hey, I remember making that joke. That was a while ago.
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Post by Nate Taylor on Oct 27, 2007 0:20:10 GMT -5
Yay, Teledraw!
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